Well.. I do not own a car. Yet. I rarely drive (my bro in law's car). So what I did mostly when I was sitting at the passenger's seat, was looking up for car stickers and reading em out loud.. So far I found quite a number of them caught my interest, whether they're funny or simply simple yet effective.
Most girls will have a car sticker which reads - "If you think this car is cute, wait til you see the driver". Lemme see... hhmm.. not bad, 6/10. Hehe. "If you can read this, you are TOO close. Back Off!!" owhh.. okey.. we are that close, aren't we? One of my personal favorite is "Don't follow me. I'm lost too". Hehe cute!
I'm not the tpe of girl who knows much about cars and car models. I know my BMW series from Mercedes-Benz classes, so to speak. But not until few years back when my friend (K-rul) purchased a second-hand Honda. I know a bit about Honda cars - Civic, City, Jazz, CRV. Normally I would refer a Honda as just a Honda (duhh!!) and not EK or EG. Back then I was like, "EK? EG? I know EKG or ECG.. is that it?" Hehe. By the way, I was in another friend's car when I saw this really BIG sticker at K-rul's car - "SPOON". Tell me something I don't know. Is he into that pop group Spoon?? I hate that group's singer. What's his name? Tompok?? Haha.
So was thinking aloud and laughing even louder when I asked my friend "What's with K-rul and Spoon? I thought he liked Jamal Abdillah better??" My friend looked at me, confused and feeling somehow weird upon hearing my question. "What d'you mean?", he asked me. "Duhh!! SPOON.. you see or not?? He got this big sticker on his car.." It was his turn to laugh real out loud. I thought he even came close to crying already. I stared at him as if he was holding a secret from me and not willing to share. "Goddammit.. you're so funny and, do I have to mention, clueless? SPOON is not that Tompok's group.." Uh oh..
Hahaha. Then only I know that Spoon is a company which do the engine tuning for most Honda cars. Not that Spoon! Just imagine my embarrasment. So hear me out you girls out there, if you don't know a thing or two about cars, don't be ashame. Ask the guys and if you're lucky, you won't be the laughing stock (like me). Hehe.
By the way, if I want to have a car sticker, it should read - "Extremely fragile and vulnerable. Please handle with care. (The driver, not the car)"
Worthy lesson - don't judge a car by its sticker.
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3 comments:
wah.. wah.. wah...
ni lawan tokey ni.. owner tak start pun lagi dia dah excited nak put in her thoughts....
not sure whether i can keep up with u neat-cha and that's why i take u as a guest writer so that u can fill this blog whenever i'm not up to it... (tul tak ayat aku... ??)
anyway a good lesson as a start... so anybody want to be a sticker girl/guy???
hehehe....
muahahah.. takde niat pun nak lawan tokey.. heheh.. (takot la ngan tokey mcm ni.. haha)
well.. i wanna make a few corrections here.. uhuk.. baru tulis dah ade ralat pulak.. (i didn't do any cross-reference when i wrote the entry yesterday)..
the singer of the pop-group "Spoon" is not Tompok or whats-his-name, but the late Along.. to the fans of this group, i am deeply sorry.. i mixed up with another pop-group.. well, i'm not a huge fan of these groups anyway..
worthy lesson - think hard before you write.. ahaks..
ha.. tu ler aku dah agak dah nama dia bukan Tompok.. sebab setau aku yang bernama Tompok ni kucing jer...
apa2 pun harap maafkan GW aku ni... baru pertama kali jadi GW, ada gelabah skit.. haha
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